Real reported incidents to insurance companies:
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth
The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way
My car got hit by a submarine." (The Navy informed the wife of a submariner that the craft was due in port. She drove to the base to meet her husband and parked at the end of the slip where the sub was to berth. An inexperienced ensign was conning the sub and it rammed the end of the slip, breaking a section away, causing her car to fall into the water. The Navy paid the compensation claim.)